How to Procrastinate the Right Way

Always wanted to procrastinate, but not sure how? By following these seven simple steps, you will become a procrastinating pro!

Forget to write the homework down. This is an essential step, and if not followed, will ruin process of procrastination.

Learn of homework from friends later on. By phone, by text, by email; it does not matter how you find out, just that you DO find out.

Promise yourself you will do it later. Then proceed to do more important things, such as eating, sleeping, or hanging out with friends.

Forget to do it later.

Remember at the last second (usually the period before) and freak out.

B.S. IT.

If you find yourself suddenly remembering' as soon as the teacher asks for you to turn it in, take another day. Better late than never!